A day in the life of Lance…….
I woke up today, only hit snooze alarm twice……went to the bathroom,everything came out fine…….had 2 cups of coffee, no expresso shots…..went running, did 99K….ate breakfast, no cheese on eggs….had fight with wife, she forgot to squeeze my orange juice….went shopping, save $42.75……washed my car, he he got wet….ordered lunch, oven roasted turkey on 7 grain bread, the deli only had oven baked turkey and whole wheat bread, I blew up at the manager and reported the to th BBB…..I went to gym, lifted weights up and down they go…..I did treadmill, had such a hard time programming the treadmill you really would think that make it easier….halfway through my work out my Ipod battery went dead I had my 4 meltdown for the day, I stopped my workout and cried all the way home…..made and ate dinner, didnt want to put cheese on my burger but just couldn’t resist……..I was so upset about not eating cheese, went to dunkin dounts and ate a 1/2 dozen…..what is wrong with me, I need you guys…..
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You did a great job….
When I grow up someday I want to be top blogger I set the alarm for 0400 so I could be the first…there is no one on the site…and I still didn’t make the first slot is there a secret way to make your blog the first?
wow to go Lance….you only needed to hit the snooze button twice to wake up….you the man
your amazing….you were able to pull the bathroom thing off without any hitches….I wish I could be like you Lance…..
I would have wrote a more upbeat blog but I didn’t have my double expresso shots this morning….so I guess a half hearted Yahoo…..
thats a great workout Lance….your slipping you only did 99k today….to all your newbies…suck it up….whats this nonsense counting steps as exercise….when are you going to start working out 5 hours a day….you can do it.
way to go….no cheeee….before you know it….no bacon….you are my hero…..
my wife don’t love me anymore….what I’m I going to do….it means so much to have fresh squeezed juice…she forgot….I’m really thinking about divorcing her….
thanks Lance for telling us the virturs of using coupons….us Ladies would have never figured that out without your wisdom…..
Lance that is great how you could take such a mundane activity such as washing a car and turning it into a fun fest….you are a party animal….
Lance it is great that you treated the sandwich incident as an affront on your personally….its great how you can life annoyances and turn them into major issues….I hope that the deli gets shut down…those people deserve to lose their jobs…..fight the good fight Lance….
I just check the blog-o-meter…..I am todays most popular post….so I guess its a big help to answere comments on your comment section of the blog….who would have thought of that…
I want to type some more comments…hoping to hold the top spot for a day…its going to be tough but what the heck….
Great advice on the weights….who would have thought to lift them up and down….you are a workout guru….ever thinking of running your own website?
those pesky treadmills….all those buttons to press….you would think they just make them standard and easy to use….life so frustrating…
I couldn’t beleive…my Ipod went dead….damn this day sucked…why is this always happen to me…my life is horrible….I was born to be fat….boo hoo…boo hoo….my third meltdown of the day….was a bad one…
Lance maybe you should eat the cheese…its seems like such a stumbling block….you had a lapse…because you are denying your feelings about cheese….you love cheese…..dont deny it….
Lance its okay to eat the donuts…you were dealt a bad hand in the game of life…..you can do this again tomorrow….
Lance you did really good yesterday…you only had 4 meltdowns….remember Friday….I think there was 6…..great improvement….the Buddy Slm community loves and please make sure your right your good night blog
Oh Lance….I cant beleive you didn’t tell us which way you brushed you teeth tonight was it side to side, up and down….or the angle brush…come on Lance we need to know….more importantly did you floss?
You can also stay at the top of the current BS list by playing with the settings, THOUGH, I did this to see if it worked one time, then put my time back to to where it was when my blogs went to the normal low position and it is still placed rather high. So it is weird. I do not get it.
Now, Lance, usually people get what they put into this site. The popular people on the lists usually have done much to help others, have a following or simply have an interesting blog and many comments, as you so figured out. One likely could not break on in and I think you know this…but a heck of a point you make.
You have some interesting spunk and I love sarcasm as much as the next person, but just do what feels good for you. I love all the interesting paths in life especially the ones that are not BORING.
I forgot to floss myself, *BAD* and felt the difference this AM, now I hope you flossed!!!
rotflmao……………..
P.S.: Hope the weight loss is going well.
lol what can I say, your pretty funny!
Lol!!
YOUR A FREAK!
LOL!…that was too funny. And, yes i see your point. Don’t ever change Lance..your true buddies know and care about the real you..(of which there is only one..lol) Stay strong to who you are, your not out there looking for attention, but only support. But, you know something, you have overcome obstacles, none of us can fathom…and came out strong..let alone your victories with weight -loss and fitness. you are a TRUE inspiration, and would make a great buddy to all the new members. keep up the great work!
Pretty funny, thanks for the laugh…
disappointed in you george.
I expected better of you. funny, not!